Jean Havoc

ITP: ICONS

Sat, 02 May 2009 21:00:54 GMT

So a new FMA volume came out today, complete with Havoc and his sexy sexy new beard. So I opened up photoshop to dick around with it for kicks and ended up liking what I came up with enough to want to redo his icon set. Only I can't decide what I like best, so I'm making everyone else decide for me. :|a

View Poll: #1393814

If you click something else entirely you have to ramble at me in comments okay. And the option for the last two means that plainclothes icons would get the blue background and uniformed icons would get the yellow.

FMAers also get one post

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 08:43:24 GMT

SOME PEOPLE ARE HARD TO SHOP FOR >( JUST SAYING.

From Al:

Ed: [. . . I will fill this in later]
Winry: A set of earrings shaped like wrenches. THERE IS ALSO A NOTE "You still aren't allowed to make anymore holes."
Izumi: A 5-piece knife set. The blades are alchemy made, but the handles are clearly done by hand, a little bumpy in some spots, but sanded smooth.
Ari: A blank journal with note "For you to keep your favorite memories"
Ash: Little poseable figures of himself and his pokemon.
Uryuu: A selection of some nice fabrics and a statue of what he looks like as a dragon |D
Darc: Gets a small firepit with a rain and wind shield to go with his lame shelter >/ It has a little stand that can fit over it to hold a pot or skillet so he can cook with it too.
Roy: [I WILL FILL THIS IN LATER TOO]
Havoc: A lighter.
Hughes: Some nice standing frames for him to put photos of his kid and wife in.

From Havoc:

Roy: Matches. Also a really nice lighter with a note: "So you don't go busting mine up again."
Ash: A nerf gun with Team Rocket targets
Excel: High grade steak complete with A-1 steak sauce.
Ari: A pack of cigarettes, plus a nice bed for his dog
Himawari: A necklace
Robert: Lessons on how to bait Ash into harassing someone. To be played out whenever we can all be around.
Mal: Whiskey.
Hughes: [I WILL FILL THIS IN LATER]
Winry: A necklace. Al helped him pick it out. |(

Did anyone really expect anything from Greed?

Other lists:
ATards
Earl
Dera
Chizu-nee

If I've forgotten you on any list please give me a nudge. \o/ Also nudge me if you wanna play out getting a gift IC or anything.

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 09:17:32 GMT

OHO kindly anon that got me paid time, I love you |D IF YOU WOULD LIKE ANYTHING PLZ LET ME KNOW ♥♥♥

App v. 2.0

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:56:01 GMT

High score has been beaten! 96.2% in.

Character: Jean Havoc
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist [Manga version]
Character Age: Early thirties
Canon: FMA is the epic tale of two brothers who sinned against god trying to raise the dead, ruining their bodies in the process, and are now on a near impossible quest to restore themselves. In the course of their adventure they often find themselves working alongside military alchemists with varying levels of crazy and other terrible backgrounds of alchemy gone wrong at genocidal proportions — and, alongside them, their much more normal subordinates. Before his early retirement, Jean Havoc was one of these. A prime example of a good ol' boy with a well-known love for smoking, Havoc is a friendly, lazy-faced guy who's well-liked by former co-workers and subordinates alike. However, the guy he's loyal to is Roy Mustang, a man known for for piling work on him and transferring him away from girlfriends. Lucky Havoc. Even so, he does an excellent job of taking it all in stride, even if he is a bit long-suffering and smart-assed at times.

Of course, putting up with such a boss doesn't mean he's not a good soldier. Havoc's very capable on the fields and always maintains a level head, even in the most dire of situations. Discovering that the smokin' hot babe he'd been dating was an unholy abomination that they had to immediately engage in battle with wasn't enough to shake him; he followed all orders barked at him like a pro soldier. Not even losing the ability to walk could keep him down for long! After a good verbal beating, he found his metaphorical footing again and settled right back into his lazily cheerful old self. He's determined to continue supporting his superior to the very best of his abilities in spite of the retirement he was forced to take. And don't think he'll let up on those smart-assed remarks either. Such a troublesome colonel deserves it after all.

Job Idea: Tolerance Counselor

Sample Post: Yo kids.

Got just one question for you kids before we get started here. Which one of you brats trained those damn birds out there? Real cute trick you got, havin' them squawk about my smokes being more toxic than the lake. Just how bad's the lake if it's more toxic than those anyway? But to go as far as taking them? That's just too much. What a guy does to relax is no one's business but his own. It's not right messing with that kinda thing, but I can ignore it this one time if one of you just replaces what those feather dusters took. Those things are damn expensive with my pension.

Now that we got that outta the way I can get on to introductions. The name's Jean Havoc, former second lieutenant of the Amestris military, and I've been hired on to be a tolerance counselor for you kids. —No, I don't mean teaching you how to make nice with those damn dirty ape things you guys got here. What the hell do you think they hand out shotguns for? Those things are nothing but a goddamn menace. Look, it says here my job's just to help you guys figure out how to "Put Up With Shit." Let's start with you kids telling me about the stuff you gotta deal with here. Let me know what kinda stuff I'm up against.

...No. No, I don't know anything about legs behind the toolshed. Did someone lose their automail? Real legs? Well where the hell are they now?! They got up and walked off? Look, kid. That's not the kinda thing you can make jokes about, understand? Anyone got a real question? Kids these days...

Let's see, you there, on the left. You say you got girl troubles? Well, I sure got plenty of experience there! So she won't leave you alone, is that right? She must be real mad at you if she's not letting up like that. The best thing you can do for that is agree with whatever she says, even if it don't make sense. And practice dodging. Don't think you wanna get hit by something that's been laying around this place. You might end up with extra bits instead of just a shiner.

Haah? You mean she's just not mad at you, just big on touching? Hell kid, that just makes you a lucky guy! You oughta take this chance while you can! —Hey now, even if she's not the prettiest it doesn't give you any right to go calling her a monster. When a lady takes a shine to you, you gotta be decent about it. There's nothing more shameful than making a girl cry. ...Then again, why don't you tell me her name? I'll see what I can do about it.

Marcy, huh? That's a real pretty name. ♥

Note: Journal has 9,472 comments at the time of reapp.

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 19:58:02 GMT

Icon meme! Stolen from a bunch of people.

1) Oldest (currently uploaded)

...I am never going to delete the PETA raccoons.

2)Newest

3)Happiest

Havoc does have one that looks happier - he's laughing and stuff in it. But that's reserved more for when he's making an idiot of himself than when he's actually at his happiest, so.

4)Saddest

5)Angriest

Sano has a lot of angry icons and plenty that do look angrier. But I picked that one since he'll only use it when he's seriously considering fucking your shit up. The others are good for angry/annoyed flailing or just talking about things that piss him off, so I didn't consider them.

6)Cutest

7)Sexiest
NONE FOR AL

fuk u al is not sexy. DDD:

8)Funniest

Violence is funny. |D

9)OTP
NONE FOR AL AGAIN

Havoc's cigarettes + Mustang's flame = tru luv.

10) Bonus! Stolen from Tomo 'cause I totally have icons just like that too! 8D These are the icons that are totally reserved for use only on people they genuinely care for.

Sano's 'gentle' icon could work for this too, but he could easily use it talking about someone important to him even if he doesn't like the person he's talking to. I think so far only Ueki and Yoruichi have gotten this icon from him. ~~D: Yoruichiiii~~

Relationship List~

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 01:26:49 GMT

Okay. First off:

Edward Elric: Ah, they really don't interact much except for a few very brief exchanges. I kind of get the impression that Havoc sees Ed as a bit of a pest and I'm of the opinion that Ed's 'Boss' nickname comes from him being a total bossy brat to the colonel. |D He does respect Ed's abilities though, same as he would any other state alchemist. And he does like him in an annoying nephew kind of way. Since Ed and Winry have repaired the damage to his spine, Havoc feels deeply indebted to the kid. He knows Ed's not the sort to accept any kind of repayment, but Havoc will probably go out of his way to help him when he can.

Alphonse Elric: Less canon interaction than Ed. I can only recall one instance where they were doing something together, and that was just a single panel with Havoc helping Al after his armor was damaged. I figure Havoc likes Al same as anyone who gets to know the kid does, but they won't be interacting much cuz talking to myself is boring. |D

Envy: Havoc never met Envy in canon. Mustang's spoken with him about Envy since he arrived in camp though, so Havoc knows he's definitely someone to look out for. He's aware Envy is Hughes' killer as well. Even so, they've yet to actually meet in camp either. |D Go figure.

Fletcher Tringham: Generally a nice kid. Has good intentions and tries to be friendly and all that good stuff. Havoc thinks he's a bit annoying with all his talk of different versions of Amestris and who's from which one. He just doesn't care about that kind of thing.

Russel Tringham: Havoc's a bit confused by him. He doesn't get why the kid talked to him about things he didn't want the military knowing about when, in his mind, it was pretty obvious that he was still loyal to the colonel. He likes him though. Thinks he's got the right idea worrying about Meer over Dullindal.

Winry Rockbell: Never met in canon. Adores her in camp. She's one of Havoc's kids - his counselling group. Havoc thinks she's a sweet girl with a good grasp of who she is and what she wants to be. He likes talking with her. Also, she and Ed worked together to repair his spine - there's really no way to thank her for that. Especially since she wouldn't let him.

Alex Louis Armstrong: As long as Armstrong doesn't try to hug him, they get along fine. Thinks he's kinda crazy the same way everyone else does, but generally likes him.

Izumi Curtis: Never met in canon. Doesn't mind her dislike of the military, though he hasn't talked with her at length about it yet.

Maes Hughes: Ackpbbt he's alive whut. Thrilled to have him back same as everyone else. Just as irritated by his family obsession as everyone else, but will totally put up with it because he's Hughes.

Riza Hawkeye: Partner! ...they really don't have a lot of interaction in canon though. Havoc doesn't interact with many people. D: BUT STILL. Seeing as they're both in Mustang's most trusted, it's safe to say they get along I imagine. Like everyone else, there's lots of respect for Hawkeye's ability. At a point during a mission where Havoc's about the get pwned by the enemy, he has no doubt that Hawkeye will nail the guy from her sniper spot - which she does. So yeah. Lots of respect and friendship there.

Roy Mustang: Colonel~ I don't think there's any way to properly convey the levels of trust and respect and all the other thing that exist here. Mustang says he's going to be fuhrer, and Havoc believes that. He'll do whatever is needed to help him get to that position. He's willing to put his own life in Mustang's hands, because he knows the colonel will do everything in his power to keep it safe - the incident that paralyzed Havoc's legs proved that of the colonel. And at the same time he knows Mustang can be a complete idiot at times - wtf you can't use your gloves in the rain colonel. D: And he's completely willing to pick on him for it, and for anything else he does that Havoc happens to think is stupid.

And now, in no particular order,

Tsunade: Real nice doctorin' type. They were introduced by Mustang who wanted her to look at Havoc's spine. They haven't really spoken since that first visit, but Havoc still thinks she's a good woman who knows how to do her job, which is always worthy of some respect.

Heather Morris: Flirted with her a bit until he found out she had a boyfriend. Appreciates that she didn't rip into him for it though. Good kid.

Urameshi Atsuko: Doesn't know why she doesn't like her kid. Also doesn't know anything else about her.

Ari: Good kid. A bit too hard on himself, but he's trying and that's gotta count for something. He's also another kid in Havoc's counselling group.

Uzumaki Naruto: Met once. Seems like a decent kid.

Xiao Qiao: Real cute. She gave Havoc some warnings when he first arrived, but they haven't talked since then.

Anne Shirley: She's a sweet girl. Havoc promised her that he'd work on finding a way out of camp, and she seemed pleased with the reassurance. He'll try to look out for her more in the future.

Kudou Kazahaya: Met him while he was Rose Brided. WTF.

Otomiya Haine: Also met while Rose Brided. WTF again.

Anakin Skywalker: Kinda startled to see someone so old as a camper. Thinks he's a reasonable guy with a good head on his shoulders. Wouldn't mind getting to know him better in the future.

Malcolm Reynolds: Havoc apparently reminded him of Wash at first. Overall, Havoc thinks Mal's a good guy. He gets along well with the colonel and Hawkeye and looks after campers the way counsellors should. He does find him a bit annoying every now and then, but it's all in good snarky fun.

Ash Ketchum: Dot dot dot, runt. For whatever reason, Havoc likes the kid. He's energetic, friendly, makes attempts at being helpful, and is a complete idiot. He goes out of his way to look out for Ash and carries on long, rambling conversations with him. Usually they talk about nothing, but every now and then they have a serious talk where Havoc gets to give real advice. Consider Havoc your adoptive parent, Ash.

Tom Riddle: Vaguely aware of in that he knows there was some sort of interaction between him and Ed. Doesn't know very much about him though. ETA: Turned Yzak into a rabbit - wtf. Not angry about it, but is kinda curious about him now.

Kagurazak Asuna: Cheerful girl. Was a bit concerned about her brush with some tentacle pokemon, but isn't too worried now that she's gotten rid of it.

Uchiha Itachi: Met him while he was a girl and proceeded to hit on him. Apologized when he turned back into a guy. Havoc thinks he's a pretty good guy seeing as he didn't flip out on him for flirting with him.

Hyuuga Neji: Aware that he's got some connection to Hinata. Thinks he's a good kid.

Hyuuga Hinata: Another of Havoc's kids. Havoc thinks she's adoreable, though he hasn't seen her since she regained her normal age.

Aburame Shino: Likes the way he looks out for his teammate, Hinata. Thinks he's too quiet, but definitely a good kid.

Inui Sadaharu: Strange kid. Obsession with data can't be healthy. Doesn't really mind him though.

Gilbert Dullindal: Heard from Russel that he'd had Meer killed before camp. Definitely gonna be wary of him.

Meer Campbell: Only knows through Russel - apparently killed before camp.

Yozak Gurrier: Married to a bunch of the A Team and others - the hell? Gonna have to actually meet him some time.

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Havoc likes Wolfwood. He seems like a pretty good guy who knows where his own shortcomings are. So he killed a camper before - he does show regret for it and doesn't want it to happen again. Havoc'll keep an eye on him, but he's really not worried at all.

Yzak Jule: The last of Havoc's counselling bunch. He's got a temper, but it really just amuses Havoc. He likes teasing him about it just to get a rise out of him. Aside from that he seems like an okay kid.

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:55:59 GMT

So. I woke up in this strange room with a note taped to my forehead. It's a little smudged in some spots, but I can still make out what looks like the Colonel's handwriting. Says I'm supposed to be a janitor here - real funny! Revenge for all those wet match jokes, isn't it? If this is supposed to be encouragement to follow you, well it-- ...it. ...it's a damn good idea, you asshole. I'll be out of here as soon as I can be. How the hell did you find this place anyway?

It wasn't too long before one of the nurses came to check up on me. She was a sweet girl - I think she said her name was Susan? I'm not sure how I'll manage to remember that though. It's kinda hard when she doesn't have a face to remember her by. And I thought my luck with women couldn't get any worse. The other two are just the same. They're good at what they do and everything, but...augh. How is something like that even possible?!

Telling them all apart is going to be a problem. Ellen and Susan are pretty patient about that, but Iris always throws a fit if I forget which one she is. It's not my fault they all look like! You'd think they'd at least get different earrings or something like that.

Everything else here seems...mostly decent. The food's better than it was at the hospital, at least. And I managed to butter Susan up enough to get her to bring me some smokes! Turns out she loves having her skin complimented. It does have a nice...healthy glow. Sort of. I can't say I've ever seen anyone actually glowing before, and it is kinda pretty... Sure made her happy to hear that. I think she's got the wrong idea about things now though. She keeps giving me these...well. They aren't really looks since she doesn't have anything to look with, but--

... She's back again. ...do you have any idea how strange it is to see make-up on someone with no face?